I love the Internet. ‘Tis a gift to us antisocial strangers who wish to do nothing but lay in bed and scroll through Tumblr all day. Buuuut my problem is my wifi.

It’s very slow.

I know that everyone complains about this, but I don’t think I’ve ever known fast wifi. It’s always been slow everywhere I go. What makes it worse is that the wifi doesn’t work in my room a majority of the time. It’s racist.

I can’t do basic things like load youtube without screaming at my laptop screen, throwing a fit and sacrificing a goat to Satan. I’m running out of sacrificial goats.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say their wifi is fast. It’s always slow. Everyone’s wifi is slow. Why are we not fixing this problem? I need my daily dose of memes. I need something to fill the void inside me.


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